Jason

A guy who is hard to get but he'll go through one girl after another. He's really nice and sweet, but don't be fooled, you wont last long with a Jason. He's usually shy until you get to know him. He's not the type to be your best friend or boyfriend. He swoons the girls and many girls drool over the gentleman personality Jason's have, but he's a forever alone type of guy even if he has a girlfriend. These guys don't talk things over even when situations aren't smooth all over. He'll just be like whatever, a reason why they don't keep a girl for long.
Girl 1: My boyfriend, Jason, doesn't really talk about problems in our relationship.
Girl 2: I heard he'll dump you soon.
Girl 3: Jason is your boyfriend?! Oh, he's dreamy. But not boyfriend material from what I heard.
Girl 2: See? He's probably not interested in you anymore.
Girl 1: Thanks for the warning, totally not dating a Jason next time.
Girl 3: You shouldn't have dated one in the first place, they just play you.
by PandaLuv November 25, 2013
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Jasons

Look at all THESE JASONS!!!! THEY'RE INFECTING THE CITY!!!!
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He is an amazing smart talented guy he has the best singing voice he’s amazing at guitar he cares deeply for the people in his life he’s the best boyfriend ever he’s not afraid to say how he feels and he’s always there for you he is the most kind caring person as long as you don’t mess with him or his friends.
Jason is amazing ❤️
by PrincessKay October 27, 2018
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Jason

biggest playa in the hood. owns a 2 girl strip club, always keeps one on backup. talking to jessica, sofia, jaime, joie, katie, sophia, ava, chloe, alexa is really overwhelming for him. potrayed the famous character "Po" in the famous 2008 film "Kung Fu Panda". avid enjoyer of zootopia porn.
"Yo I just played the shit out of this girl haha"

"Jason is that you???"

"You suck at everything Davide"

"Shut up Po"
by orzoh August 24, 2021
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a simp ditches the boys for the e girls like on siege
jason you simp dogging us for arctic again wtf bro
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He is a pretty weird guy, but in a hilarious way. Extremely obsessed with this one girl with freckles and black hair that is most likely aware that he likes her and she gave him multiple chances probably intentionally to talk to her but he is too much of a fucking dumb ass and a pussy to actually fucking do anything. He has an extreme freckle fetish and has curly hair, thereby promising he isn't a rapist with the candy in the red van and slide doors. He finally said hi to that girl with freckles he has liked for 2 years now and she said hi back, again he was too much of a dumb ass to actually try to have a conversation with her.
Nicole: Whatda fuck, i gave him so many clear shots

to talk to me and so many fucking hints, and all
he says is hi! He is such a fucking dumb ass.
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Jason: But she has freckles... *cries*
by Weallfun September 19, 2019
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to stick your finger up your ass multiple times a day
you hear about that fruitcake?
yeah dude, he does the jason all the time
by isplaysfusball@yahoo.com April 30, 2008
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