That guy over there is such a jake.
by Mr.Friager June 28, 2009
A no good lying asshole who will never be happy because he will always, ALWAYS, fuck his life up, no matter how much he lies to himself.
Other wise known as a huge fucking loser.
Other wise known as a huge fucking loser.
Yeah...Jake fucked me over too.
by Silly me I didn't realize August 24, 2008
When making out/hooking up with a chick, to leave her stranded between 1st and 2nd base (aka 'give er the shortstop')
by Highpod February 26, 2010
Jake is pretty fat tbh
by @jakemarco__ October 22, 2019
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