ivan

if he moves on it done but if want to come back he the one and he the best a cuddles

ivan: you want to cuddle :me YES PLZ

by hi im mimi November 13, 2022

Ivan

The best person ever. Some people *cough* Eve deny it but deep down they know he's amazing. He is the best basketball player around and is super funny.

Eve: God I hate Ivan!
Everyone: Why Ivan is amazing.

by .:M.e:. December 24, 2022

Ivan

Ivan has the biggest dick in the world n he makes bitches squirts left n righ💦🍆 He fucks bitches in the dark so yk he on go time😈😈

Ivan got that power

by anonymous March 9, 2023

Ivan

A guy that looks mexican, but he's clearly salvadorian due to his height, or lack thereof. Frequents ratemyprofessors.com, in which he is constantly tearing down the various professors he has throughout his semester at community college. I think his dick is big too? He said so but I think he might be lying.

Damn Ivan, you got a BIG ol' dick and balls!

by azarockclimb May 9, 2023

Ivan

Someone with many enemies but it's okay because he's short. He is addicted to energy drinks that straight up taste like liquid candy, so much so that he may be going blind. He is a good friend...sometimes, and is terrible with human emotions. In short, a neurotic caffeine addict with a 20 inch cock. He will make anybody laugh sometimes.

Wow! Ivan sure has a human cock!
Ivan, How many fingers am I holding up?
I got railed by Ivan's human cock and am now hospitalized.

by azarockclimb May 9, 2023

Ivan

Ivan has the dick of a god. U will never want another man in your life after him. Cause he‘s THE man. Just don‘t let ur ivan get a buzzcut. They look like shit with it. Love u

Omg, why is it so big ivan??

by Yomum969 August 15, 2023

Ivan

A fatty gay guy who loves to eat

"whoever turnt you cold... you need to let them know" is such an Ivan thing to say

by Sigma Ahamed October 29, 2023