invisible bacon

An undcover cop that's out to get white people that are out buying $30 a G.

Hey man some invisible bacon confiscated my weed. It's okay though, it was my dad's money.

by Hfjdnjx September 18, 2016

Invisible

The most vital thing to stay alive is the invisible

The air is invisible

by 1200bauds August 30, 2023

Invisibility

Eating the largest dose of king palpalp in your peer group used by anyone to make sure theatre is production

You don't need a cloak for invisibility

by Cody5050 January 31, 2022

Invisible pee

When your dog pees on the carpet and you act like you didn’t see it so you don’t have to clean it up.

Oh shoot, I didn’t see that Invisible pee spot.

by Gogurt 2020 snack November 2, 2020

Invisible string theory

The theory that everyone, everywhere, in the world is somehow connected by an “invisible string”, particularly lovers.

This theory is inspired by the Taylor Swift song “invisible string”, in which she describes the ways her and her lover were connected before they even met.

Person A: I found my current boyfriend in the background of one of the photos I took in 2013!
Person B: Wow! What a coincidence!
Person C: Actually, that’s the invisible string theory. Y’all are soulmates

by Jessienewyorknanny January 26, 2024

invisible wizard

When you cum on accident from a dream

Dude last night I had a invisible wizard my pants were soaked when I woke up

by max baldwin January 23, 2023

Invisible Civic

When four Asians walk in a two-by-two array with the person in the front-left holding out their hands as if grasping a steering wheel while at the same time making car noises.

The resulting formation makes it look as though the group is riding in an invisible Honda Civic.

Speeding down the hallway went Chang, Hu, Ming, and Sue in their Invisible Civic. They moved so fast that I swore I could smell exhaust.

by jab4343 January 26, 2011