Swimming in lava

The worst feeling in Minecraft when you fall in lava with all your good item

Steve: what happened to Alex
Villager: She tried “swimming in lava”

by Gubinatior42069 August 30, 2019

swim standing

Dumb way of saying taking a shower

He stank so he went to swim standing

by Dimnsmart February 9, 2018

swim bum

A swim bum is a type of guy who loves the outdoors, hiking and is adventurous. Will wear thongs and knock off blue oakley sunnies from the servo. Usually has a dad called Ian. A swim bum loves a good hike on the weekend. Loves a cold beer and is a chill type of guy.

Hey I’ve started dating a Swim Bum…

by D88 February 23, 2023

Lebo Swim

A group of untalented individuals that were rejected from every other sports team. No athleticism, no rizz.

Person 1- bro I just saw the ugliest, scrawniest guy to walk this earth.
Person 2- shit I think I know who you’re talking about. He’s definitely on the Lebo swim team.

by thepinkpowerranger. January 23, 2023

niggas swim

Another way of saying “it is what it is” exempt from people who cannot say the n-word.

Friend 1: “Did you see Jamal’s hairline?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, it’s pretty bad.”
Friend 1: “Niggas swim I guess.”

by eatsomemeals July 4, 2019

Trim Swimming

1.Driving around your hometown with a group of guys in the middle of winter in hopes that one will find a large group of women who have no goals other than pleasing said guys with their mouths and or other sexual holes. Usually doesn't result in any type of copulation, unless two of the men in the car are gay, or one man is gay and much stronger than the others.

2. Literally swimming in a woman's vagina, or a pool full of disembodied snatch.

1. "It's 2:30 in the morning, on a Tuesday in December in Myrtle Beach. What the hell is there to do?"

"Let's go trim swimming"

2. "Last night I literally filled my pool up with trim and backstroked my way into hell."

by Sallywhacker January 30, 2010

the half swim

one day a Newfoundlander decides to swim to Cape Breton, he got half way and said I'm feeling too tired to go the other half and then he swam back.

grandfather - ever hear about the newfie who tried to swim to cape breton?
grand son - no?
grandfather - well he got half way got tired and swam back!
grandson - .. haha
grandfather- thats called the "the half swim"

by IRAtrooper July 15, 2009