Ike is the definition of dick cheese. Ike is a gentle lover only to men. He pleases himself with jars of hummus, as he has never felt a woman's embrace. He is most likely unable to control his anger leading to a very serious ED.
by pussymuncher3000 May 30, 2023

by -nerdygirl- January 18, 2019

by thefirstandlastletteroffurname June 25, 2020

ultimate boredom at its finest.
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by pee675894320573956678954895 February 17, 2022

When someone does something that turns you on or makes you want to be with them romantically. The opposite of an ick.
When a man walks by and you smell his cologne. You turn to your girl friend and say “hey Betty, that man smells like a big Ike!”
by Auntiepicklebottom December 12, 2022

Someone named Ike doesn't need to have people like him. Ikes will do anything to protect their family. Ikes like to live life to the fullest and love to be little trouble makers. They will accomplish anything they put their mind to. Not to mention, Ikes are fucking beautiful. Girls love touching them. Ikes are hands down the hottest men EVER. I love Ike.
by Lemonballs March 22, 2019
