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You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so much that you get erect.
Hey! My uncle thought you are an iPad!
by SickoMob November 20, 2020
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You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so you become erect.
Hey! Sorry my uncle thought you are an iPad.
by SickoMob November 20, 2020
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Ipad 2013

When someone says they can't text you right now because their phone got "confiscated" so they pull up the lamest and cringiest excuse
Last time Mateo was texting me on his Ipad 2013 while simultaneously texting Danger on his phone.
by XaApPaAx November 21, 2020
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ipads

Plural of ipad, an electronic tablet by Apple brand.
Come on kids, stop playing silly games on your ipads.
by dragonsarecute April 28, 2019
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Sticky ipad kid

A child that is stuck to an iPad.
The young girl’s parents were horrified to discover her grandmother was turning her into a sticky ipad kid.
by ChristinasFriend March 9, 2024
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ipad kid

that one stupid unsocial kid who has an ipad at the age of 2-9 and 20 years later the parents wonder why their kid was a elementary and middle school loser.
Briana: Why is that kid with his ipad and not playing basketball outside with his cousins?

Abdul: He's an ipad kid, he lacks basic social skills and has never talked to anybody but their mom and dad.
by jimyjohn December 19, 2021
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