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hot pocket titties 

hot pocket shaped breasts that are rectangular.
she took off her bra and her hot pocket titties hang down to her belly button.

Hot pocket effect 

When a food item (most common example is a hot pocket) is heated up in a microwave or with microwaves and the outer rim of said food is very hot and the middle stays cold or uncooked
My leftovers experiences the hot pocket effect
Hot pocket effect by Doomguy44 September 14, 2018

Hot Pocket Guy 

AP exam grader that is known for giving high scores even if the exam is not up to par. This can be applied to all test graders.
“Yo Joe how did you do on the AP Exam.” Said Abe

“I think I did fine, but I hope I get the hot pocket guy.” Said Joe

“Yeah the hot pocket guy makes it an easy 5 on the AP exam.” Said Abe

Hot Pocket in the Freezer

When a person performs acts of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.
Kaleb was ready for a hot pocket in the freezer but it wasn’t cold enough outside.

hot pocket punch

When a full-fledge bro is a little bitch when he keeps fucking his bros over by taking all the beer money for some god damned weed. Wouldn't be that big of a deal except the little fucker smokes it all and doesn't say shit till the bros are ready to party. If he isn't going to treat his bros with respect, then they knock his ass down to bitch level and treat him like one. This way he will remember all their hot pocket cocks tearing up his ass next time he's on beer duty.
"Where were you yesterday Dick?"
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."
hot pocket punch by hegwog November 1, 2022

Hot Pocket (The Pizza Kind) 

When a guy (the meat) has sex with a girl who is on her period (the sauce) and also has a yeast infection (the cheese). Her vagina = the pocket
I once knew a guy who gave a girl The Hot Pocket (The Pizza Kind).