hooker salad 

1. When you're a sex worker but you lookin' like a healthy snack.

Your boy's about to have himself a hooker salad.

Damn, she's got white teeth. And she's fit as hell. Where'd you find this fine hooker salad? Trader Hoes?

hooker salad by flibbetyflop May 31, 2019

Hooker sparkles 

Glitter

After trying on prom dresses, there was hooker sparkles all over the place.

Hooker sparkles by Old Greg Schip September 27, 2019

hooker logic

Talking yourself into something you want to do but know you probably shouldn’t

“You think you can steal from the company because you started the company, nice hooker logic”

hooker logic by Sheriff PT Nipples July 14, 2020

hooker release latch 

A latch on the inside of the trunk that allows hookers to escape.

I got locked in the trunk so I had to use the hooker release latch to get out.

hooker release latch by Marcalypto July 31, 2022

hooker foot 

foot damage women would get by either of the following: A. Being a hooker in uniform B. Attempting to be sexy or fashionable by wearing hooker shoes C. Being drunk of your ass while wearing hooker shoes.

Hooker foot damage includes All of the following: loosing sensation in one or more toes, acquiring blisters with blisters of their own, and the appearance of discoloration accompanied by visible swelling after shoes finally brake away from the foot due to over or improper use.

hooker foot by MoeWithaFro August 25, 2007

hooker butter 

it's whenever a hooker and or a loved one with bad yellowish teeth gets a cumshot in the mouth, and then proceeds to slosh it between thier teeth and spits it out, leaving the cum thick and yellow like butter.

"dude, did you see cindy?", "Yeah man that slut had hooker butter all over her shirt"

hooker butter by bhuh February 22, 2008

Hooker smoke 

When one is too broke to afford a cigarette, and thus can't afford to solicit sex from a prostitute, they take a drag from a prostitutes's cigarette, usually for the low price of only a nickel; The cheapest known way to satisfy a nicotine craving.

Hooker: "Hey buddy, you lookin' for a good time?"
Mel Gibson: "Well ya, but I can't afford that. You got a cigarette? I could go for a hooker smoke."
Hooker: "It'll cost ya a nickel."

Hooker smoke by RJBrown9 December 2, 2010