Dial-up Hook-up

An internet hook-up prior to high-speed internet.

Back in 1995, I had a dial-up hook-up with this chick in Michigan. She flew me up and we went skiing.

by ParchÞeSkald October 9, 2014

Fisherman's Hook

Like landing the catch of the day, when smashing your girl from behind and you reach your hand over her head hook a finger in each of her nostrils. Once hooked, give your hand a snappy pull back like you just landed the big one.

Toby decided to drill the hotel housekeeper from behind and while she was begging for more gave her a Fisherman's Hook.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

hook

1. the catchy part of a song

2. a prostitute (from hooker)

3. someones hand

4. to steal

5. to arrest

Get your hook off of my shoulder.

by The Return of Light Joker March 5, 2008

hook line and sinker

a term used to describe someone who is hooked in and believing it. Mostly used when someone is picking up chicks with some crappy pickup line (ex: is there a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants) and having the girl believe it.

"hey look, max is trying to pick up jacky with that lame pickupline. what a douche."

"i wouldnt say that looks like hes got hook line and sinker."

"oh........ god dammit......."

by Maryjane Hope June 6, 2005

hook up

to hook up is to do anything from make-out to have sex, with someone you are not in a relationship with

I dont think i'll ever hook up with him, even if im drunk

by hookup hoar December 28, 2005

off the hook

A synomym for "busy". Taken from a phone reference; when you leave a phone off the hook, you get a "busy" signal. The phrase is used to convey that there were a lot of people attending a particular event.

Hey, the club last nite was "off the hook!"

by Bones1966 May 25, 2009

J Hook

Inserting a pinky into a females rectum durring intercourse, in the motion of the American Sign Language "J"

Alex totally J hooked that slut last night!

by Drop Hard August 13, 2010