hoecountant

Noun

A person whose job is to keep track of or inspect prostitutes, usually hired by a Pimp to keep track of the abundant amount of "merchandise" that he currently possess. A sub genre of the job can include ,but is not limited to, counting out the profits made by such "merchandise" and reporting back to the pimp for his piece of the cut.

"I got so many hoes that I lost track."-Pimp 1
"Deadass, what you need is a Hoecountant, he'll keep track of all that shit. "-Pimp 2

by .vexe March 19, 2018

hoebology

The study of different types of hoe’s

Eleanor is the ultimate hoe in hoebology

by Hoebology March 18, 2018

Hoeto Shoot

Hoeto Shoot Photo shoot with the intention of making that Shmoney. Also known as a La Quinta Glamour Shoot.

My add is late af.. BBy, Time for a Hoeto Shoot. I’ll call the front desk and ask to move to a new cleaner room!

by Quelarr September 14, 2018

Hoeto Shoot

Hoeto Shoot Photo shoot with the intention of making that Shmoney. Also known as a La Quinta Glamour Shoot.

My add is late af.. BBy, Time for a Hoeto Shoot. I’ll call the front desk and ask to move to a new cleaner room!

by Quelarr September 14, 2018

Hoetopia

A man or woman in a committed relationship but chose to cheat or sleep around

Jim is hoetopia to Jane

by Tharealmspuff October 31, 2018

hoeno

Replacing the oh in oh no with hoe. Still meaning oh no just in relation to a hoe.

HOEno she didn’t!

by Mo_scato March 22, 2019

haejoon

Haejoon is a very energetic person.He always wants to go outside with you.He can be very outgoing too. The thing is, Haejoon is strong and if he hits, he strikes!(mostly) He likes to hit but he can be very sweet! Haejoon is very charming!He is a bro to everyone but he might break a girl's heart.

Zachary: Omfg hey bro!I was wondering if you saw Haejoon over there.
Mike: Yeah bro he was pretty dope.

Seline: Hey haejoon let's go out sometime!
Haejoon: No thx

by FrenchFryMaster June 28, 2019