Hell is a town in Michigan. And it's really cold in Michigan. I should know, for I live there, in the lower pennisula. The lp is also where Hell is located. It's a lie if any one says Hell doesn't freeze over! And a snowball has a better chance in Hell then in a turned on oven. Remember that.

Person: I'll go out with you when Hell freezes over.
Me: Then I'll talk to you come December.

Hell by lethalSelphie December 31, 2004

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A powerful tool of decpetion. Christians have made up a place where people will be in eternal torture if they don't agree with them. For some reason, recently it has come to mean a place for bad people to go, but it never says that anywhere in the writings of hell. Horrible people who are good christians will go to heaven the same as the good people, and moral people of other religions will burn with the bad people.

I realize someone has already said this but i agree entirly.

this is the only true statment about HELL

hell by bobinbobinheimer smithysmithsmithy April 10, 2004

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