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bring the heavy

When you are having a light conversation with someone and at a point during that conversation, the other person begins talking about something serious.
Person 1: "I can't wait to relax and watch the game on Sunday. I'm gonna just eat wings, drink beer and chill."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too. I won't be able to catch the first half because I just lost my job and I need to go looking for work. My bank accounts getting pretty low and I'm worried I might lose my house."
Person 1: "Dude. Why'd you have to bring the heavy?"
by RNIP January 27, 2016
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Heavy Mode

When a penis is semi aroused or about 50%-60% erect.
That girls big round ass is putting me into heavy mode.
by BR SMITH July 30, 2012
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Nut Heavy

A condition whereby excessive semen has been built up by a dude and the scrotum is aching to bust a load of nut.
Two broken wrists has left me quite but heavy.

Rachel’s gonna milk my prostate tonight cause she knows I’m nut heavy and need to empty the sack.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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heavy business

Heavy Business: a difficult, uncomfortable situation that is likely to involve a fair amount of suffering.
- John and Sheila's house was robbed.
- Wow, heavy business!
by SaltyD23 October 18, 2011
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body heavy

Body heavy is a term often used by Americans to describe their abnormally large anatomy. Similar to big-boned.
I'm body heavy. But you know that... wait...no, that come out right.
(first muttering of term body heavy in North America)

Hey man, don't even think of crossing that bridge! You know your body type and so do I! Body heavy doesn't mean you go crossing bridges all willy-nilly. Get back on solid ground, damnit.
by Debocalypse July 2, 2014
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Heavy Noir

A subset of the Noir genre of film and literature. Heavy Noir is any of a burgeoning set of neo-noir works featuring hard choice, gritty settings, flawed characters, and a fatalistic view of virtue set in a modern setting. Examples include films such as Brick and Chrysalis and novels such as Crooked Little Vein.
Even when you win you lose, this day is so Heavy Noir.
by Ravenpaine April 16, 2011
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Rock Heavy

The less desirable shift at a strip club. Overweight or manly built female.
You want to go to the strip club. No man it's lunch time the place is to rock heavy.
by SuperMenendezBros September 16, 2011
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