see no crack hear no crack speak no crack.

A saying that some people have that means that they don't want to see and will not tolerate anyone's butt cleaveage.

When that plumber comes over I want it to be see no crack hear no crack speak no crack.

by Deep blue 2012 January 16, 2010

I want to hear more stories about evil clowns

When you're all sitting around, drinking and sharing Scary Stories, e.g. John Wayne Gacy who dressed as a clown, and the Evil Clowns who kidnap children in South America, The Clown from Stephen King's "It"

The party is breaking up because it's almost 3AM, and Joe says...

"Damn, I want to hear more stories about evil clowns!"

by jagshemash1 March 19, 2009

I'm so far behind I can't hear the band.

Describes a situation where one is woefully and comprehensively overdue with a task or work assignment. An older cliche presumably referring to a parade scenario lead by a marching band.

I'm never going to finish the page one graphic in time, I'm so far behind I can't hear the band.

by olde matey January 22, 2016

All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses

Used to make fun of someone making an excuse for being bad at something or for something bad that happened to them because of his or her own fault or action

Note: In "All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses." replace name with persons name

Alex just lost at foosball:

Alex: "God. You have too much luck and the table is slanted."

Julio:"All I hear is my name is Alex and I make excuses."

by excuses... July 1, 2009

Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?

Never mind you will never get it

Boy: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind its too long.

Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it

by Sr. Facebook January 31, 2011

seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids

you probably got this from an ad didnt you

you:seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far

by hoiyah ur mum April 26, 2022

I hear what you're saying and it sounds like Oy Yoy Yoy

A phrase, origin of which is in Hebrew and now one of the most popular phrase in Israel. It's equivalent to "stop complaining like a baby" but much more cynical.
it's usually used when someone complains about unimportant things.

She: I'm 40, single, ugly and got fired today.
Me: I hear what you're saying and it sounds like Oy Yoy Yoy! I'm so miserable! No one wants me! I'd rather kill myself!

by Burgi March 15, 2005