Amber Heard

The bitch whose dog stepped on a bee!

Amber Heard is an actress who rose to fame in April 2022 when Johnny Depp sued her ass for publishing an article of about him which involved Johnny abusing the bitch. This was obviously not true and therefore Amber lost the case because she’s a lying whore! She’s now a broke cunt who works at retail.

Ryan: “Who are you jerking off to?”
ToothFairy: “Amber Heard.”
Ryan: “Die!”

by Cupcakke'sPubicHair November 10, 2022

Heaven Stairway incident

Heaven stairway incident will occur in NewYork city at the 27th of May 2021 at that time his knowledge will guide us the ships of pain will carry our sins away we will know him for he is the creator

Guy1: dude look at this the heaven stairway incident is happening

Guy2: what are you talking about I only see a happymeal in the backseat of a car

by Heaven incident December 4, 2020

tobin heath

The most awesomest, gorgeous human being on earth, one of the most craftiest soccer players ever, very skillful. She is known as the Nutmeg Queen, but also goes by Tobs and unfortunately Toby. She was born May 29, 1988 in Basking Ridge, New Jersey, played for the UNC Tar Heals and currently plays for the USWNT and the Portland Thorns. Overall a great human being, world class player and human.

WOW! TOBS COULD NUTMEG A MERMAID!
"Tobin Heath is sick and by sick I mean ridiculously skillful"

by uswntisbae May 8, 2016

head on collision

The impoverished form of an Irish Car Bomb (Bailey's dropped into and chugged from a Guinness). A head on collision is Kahlua dropped and chugged from a Busch Light.

1) Serve a shot of Kahlua
2) Drop into a cup of Busch Light
3) Chug in one gulp

"-Yo, let's do an Irish Car Bomb.
-Nah, that's too classy, I'll take a head on collision"

by InventedHOD April 21, 2009

Headspy

An annual award given to a girl that gives good Head.

Ronnie: How was your date last night?
Richard: it was good. She stayed the night and gave me some good head. I think I may nominate her for the Headspy awards

by RonnieChapman October 30, 2013

hearsefest

The all funeral car gathering created by Just Hearse N Around. Based in southeast Michigan, starting in 2001. Is considered the largest annual collection of hearses, combinations, and flower cars used in funeral services.

If you are looking to buy a used hearse, you should look at going to Hearsefest.

by M.T.Skull13 August 24, 2019

Hearteater

The hearteater is like the grim reaper. Instead of comng for your soul, it comes for your (emotional) heart. It usually works with the grim reaper to get the emotions from dead or drying people. But often, it will come from those who expect it the least. The hearteater will swap your heart with "poison" That poison can make you feel suicidal, anxious or depressed.

The hearteater came for Emily...
She died so young.

by theyreallfine October 18, 2019