Hard row

When you stick the tip of your penis in someone's mouth and jerk off into it

Person 1: "I heard Andrew gave a girl a hard row last night!"
Person 2: "No way!"

by AdamMandler February 9, 2023

Hamilton Hard-on

When a guy gets so excited about something that is non-sexual that he gets wood. Usually involves sports or money.

Dude, I was walking out of the club last night when I found ten dollars on the ground and was so excited that I got a Hamilton Hard-on

by Jonny B198 August 7, 2010

the hard word

Australian A heavy-handed request, usually a sexual proposition by a man.

John put the hard word on Emily last night, but she just slapped him and left.

by SmartLX January 21, 2014

bucking the hard facts

A saying coined by Paul G. Hewitt, author of Conceptual Physics, which describes the disregard of an established law or fact.

"Meteorologists try their best, but they are bucking the hard facts of chaos in nature."

by RMKU November 21, 2013

Marry You Hard

To marry someone with such force that they are blown away with how much love you have for them. They are blown away and have no choice but to marry you for the rest of there life.

Tyler - I'm going to Marry You Hard!
Mechiel - Oh my goodness!!

by bangsop September 7, 2014

hard J

phrase coined by the show "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" which refers to the use of the word Jew in any context that can be taken as a derogatory remark.

1.
"That jew's in for a hell of a lot of work."

"Wow, wow, cool it man."

"What? What are you talking about?"

"Dude, you just dropped a hard J."

"No man, he is of jewish descent and that is a lot of toilet paper. That is going to take a lot of time to clean up. I was thinking bout the context the whole time."

2.
When Mel Gibson is getting Sekelied he can't help but drop hard Js.

by John Hubner April 2, 2007

Goes hard

Used to describe something that is remotely interesting that involves internet culture, like a hyper-realistic picture of a corn on the cob swinging a golf club.

1: Thoughts on this pic?
2: Goes hard. May I save it?
1: Go on then

by trashsoviet December 20, 2021