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half-a-bee

Known to have once been a whole bee, Eric, (featured in a Monty Python sketch) is now only half of a bee. Often seen as "some freak at a menagerie", Eric ("the half-a-bee") is in fact not, merely just a "half-a-bee": A bee bisected accidentally one summer's afternoon by a one John Cleese. Who, it is known, now loves him carnally. Semi-carnally. Syril Connerly. etc.
Eric the half-a-bee has featured in a number of main-stream television programming. He not hosts his own chat-show.
by Midday Afternoon. July 9, 2003
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half-wit

Someone who is foolish or senseless.
My ex boyfriend is such a half-wit.
by katie was here August 7, 2007
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Half Sender

Someone who does not commit to a full send for the boys and are generally pussies when it comes to some savage shit.
Don't trust that nigga eddy, he's a fucking half sender.
by nihiligratis December 6, 2017
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Half-n-Half Save

While drinking a tall can of half lemonade and half tea you save a child from drowning at the local pool, while still holding and keeping your drink ok during the rescue. - Half of your attention is on the child, Half is on your Half-n-Half.
Lifeguard 1: Chit-Chat
Lifeguard 2: Chit-Chat

(Child falls in pool)

Man: "Dang!" (jumping into pool. phone still in pocket. Half-n-Half still in hand)

(Man pulls up drowning child to pool edge)

Woman: "You saved my drowning child!"

Grandma: "Thank you sir! You pulled a Half-n-Half Save"

Man: Huh?

Grandma: "You saved your Half-n-Half while saving my granddaughter. Half of your attention was on the rescue and half was on your Half-n-Half!"

Man: "No Problem-o"
by jsanctuary13 June 22, 2011
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other half

A long term girlfriend/boyfriend, or your wife/husband. So called because they are very special to you and it is as though they complete you.
Me and my other half went on a night boat trip in Paris last weekend, it was lovely and romantic...
by Atomik Spongeface July 7, 2008
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half stepping

1. starting something with no intention of finishing.

2. talking like you are going toget violent with someone and not follow through.

being half assed.
quit half stepping, get the project done.
by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005
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Half chat

A more derogatory version of half caste used to describe people of mixed race. Made more offensive maybe by the implied casually dismissive nature of the phrase. Often pronounced arf chat.

Regionally popular in the UK (South Eastern England among older people and possibly a phrase coined by soldiers during the British colonial occupation of India in the 19th century.
“Ooh… what a beautiful baby. Shame she looks a bit half chat though. Who's the father?”
by Chelonian October 6, 2011
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