hazacted

The type of person who sounds like a redditor - even though they dont even fucking use reddit - and makes jokes about putting his penis in a blender. He's there for friends when they need Hazacted the most, and he's a sweetheart sometimes.. besides the penis jokes.

Ains: Yo do you simp for him, del?
Delulu: Yeah, Hazacted is so dreamy

by Ains___ December 19, 2020

hazoffies

the best groupchat on stan twitter. specifically, one direction twt. made up of larries who do their research and have read the masterpost. all members are in fact twarriephobic.

did you see what the hazoffies just posted to their account?

yeah, i wish i could be in a groupchat as cool as the hazoffies

by fucktwarries January 18, 2021

Hazeling It

To purposely not sold the problem, to keep problem ongoing.

I knew Ryan was Hazeling It, he knew the problem was right here but decided to go 50 feet away and dig there anyways.

by Kyzza April 1, 2021

Hazelwell Rodeo

In the process of doggy: the male grabs the female counterpart by the hair tightly. He then proceeds by calling her by a different name and attempts to hold on for as long as possible

I gave her the HAZELWELL rodeo.

by Betwellltd May 22, 2021

Hazem

is one of the sweetest and wholesome people. He is a hopeless romantic and an extremely caring and loyal friend. You can tell him anything and he will never judge you even if he can't relate at all. You really need a Hazem in your life because he is an amazing companion and will always be there for you.

I think everybody should have a Hazem in their life.

by cw1998 November 22, 2021

Hazlitte

An extremely busy and mysterious woman who loves hiding everything from her friends and is always afraid that her fortune or money may be stolen by the others. Whenever she is asked about something, she always rejects to give a definitive answer but answers something like “How about you?” “Really?” “Not sure though.” She hates telling others where she is going to or when she is available for friends gathering. She loves disappearing suddenly without telling others what is going on. No one understands nor respects her except her boyfriend. She has lost many friends because of her weird personality yet she never admits her own mistakes or reflects on this, but only thinks those are others’ problems. She has an illusion that everything related to her is a secret, but in reality no one is interested in her stuff at all. Recently she only hangs out with people who can provide information or benefits for her even though those are not someone she is close to.

“Hello everyone, I am Hazlitte.”
“Sorry, could you spell your name, please?”
“H-a-z-l-i-t-t-e.”

by Hazlitte November 23, 2021

Hazem

Hazem, an ambitious, hardworking natural leader. Always on top regardless of consequences. Always attractive and tall with an elegant figure, he is beautified to the highest rank. All the girls love him however, he shows no interest as he is focused on his future. He always stands up for his friends and always shows the utmost manners. It’s very rare to find a “Hazem”

If you have one in your life, never let go!

Who’s that guy?

Oh, that’s hazem

He’s really cute!

Factual.

by NameAnalyser November 23, 2021