ukrainian cheese grater

where a women sits (often knickerless) on a mans chest and grinds her pelvis up and down which stimulates his nipples

ryan - i just got an ukrainian cheese grater from your bitch

elliot - dude that was my mum

ryan - she grinded me hard

jayden- stop talking about my sisters chin

by straightupdown October 23, 2012

cheese grater

A Mac Pro or Power Mac G5, so-called because the front of the computer has holes and a handle that make it look like a cheese grater.

I booted up the cheese grater and started Firefox.

by chonk cat January 18, 2013

cheese grater

a bitch wit braces that gives head and cuts yo penis

Dun get wit that bitch, she's a cheese grater.

by e dog April 28, 2004

groted

To be in a state of extreme drunkenness. Often leads to innappropriate behaviour, krumping, nausea, karaoke, a feeling of invincibility, unconsciousness, and memory loss the next day.

After 700mls of Bundy, he was completely groted.

by David O'Brien January 1, 2009

Cheese grater

When you shit in the shower and grate the shit down the drain with your foot.

I had to shit so bad I let a log fall shower , so I used the cheese grater to get I down the drain.

by Thomas broadway May 27, 2015

gouteur

someone with a developed sense of taste

"You might switch orange juice for zest, it is a much better match with bitter chocolate... But that's a gouteur opinion."

by BossyPussy September 28, 2008

Grotez

Eew gross; in the state of being grossed out.

Zac Efron is grotez.

by mustache WOAH!!!man C]:{D August 22, 2009