Grumbles

noun:

1) One who prematurely denies a correct response only to come full circle and carefully explain the same answer
2) One who is easily mistakable for a person of a lesser education level
3) One who may become moist at the sound of the Orphan Whisperer's voice

Lecturer: Blah, blah, blah
(Upon entering lecture hall) Student 1: Why is the secretary standing on the stage with a microphone...
Student 2: Hah, hah, hah
Student 1: Oh my gosh, that's Grumbles?
Student 2: Hah, hah, hah

by Jack O'Sniles September 19, 2009

grumble

Interjection. Can be used anywhere, assuming the user is a badass like me.

ROAR! Grumble grumble!!!

by Dangar the Mighty October 27, 2003

Grimple

A pimple on ones grundle, which can be quite painful.

Bob: Gordo why are you limping?
Gordo: I have this annoying pimple between my balls and my ass.
Bob: on your grundle you mean?
Gordo: yeah man
Bob: THAT my friend is what they call a grimple

by Mr grimps May 29, 2013

Gribble

The mixture of cum and shit that pours out of an ass after anal sex

Anna’s gribble spilled on to the bed after we had anal sex.

by Gribble February 21, 2018

carlsbad grimple

A sex act in which the tip of one's penis is injected with a substance, i.e. heroin.
First referenced in The Daily Show with Jon Stewart on May 8, 2006, it was humorously linked with the bureaucratic reshuffling occurring in the CIA.

During the orgy with the Thai hookers, Jon got a Carlsbad Grimple and was rushed to the hospital as a result of an allergic reaction to the heroin.

by AdamMC May 17, 2006

grumble

A noise made when displeased, also a brand of cake.

"Grumble, you ate my Grumble Cake."

by Steph March 30, 2004

Grumble

The lava like substance that is found in the Grumble Volcano level of Mario Kart Wii. Can also be used to mean anything that would be undesirable to fall into.

When the green shell knocked me off the race track, i fell right into the Grumble.

by jonyd94 December 29, 2009