Grenade Parade

The plural of the term Grenade, meaning a large group of unattractive, sometimes overweight, women. Usually found in clubs, the Grenade Parade has caused at least 3,000,000,000 (3 Billion) casualties in the world of clubbing. Usually one Grenade escapes the pack and makes it's way to the bar, it then waits for it's prey to ingest the required amount of alcohol before sweeping in and bringing their prey back to their Den to feed.

Chuck: Hey dude, do ya think I'll be able to pick up a hot one in that group?
Jim: Don't bother dude. I checked and all I see is a Grenade Parade

by Zackastors September 29, 2010

Grenade

Something Bruno Mars will catch.

I'd catch a Grenade for you... yeah, yeah.

by Soup_Kitchen_Nun January 21, 2011

Grenade Pussy

A pussy that is so loose it looks like someone blew it up with a grenade.

My grandmother has a grenade pussy.

by Pimpin Is My Lifestyle March 30, 2005

fall on the grenade

To take a hit for the team. To make a sacrifice (implication being a SUPREME one) to save your friends. By extension, to accept the inevitable.

The definitions in this thing are so farking lame, I'm going to have to fall on the grenade and post one myself.

by Nick Pitt August 5, 2003

Jewish Hand Grenade

A sex position in which a cylindrical firework is stuffed into the anus of your partner with a bagel through it. Then the firework is then set off.

My girlfriend wasn't into my bacon fetish, so I have her a Jewish Hand Grenade.

by Arseface475894 January 7, 2015

grenade man

In a group of your friends, the guy designated to taking the fat chick, so your friends can get with her much hotter (not fat) friends.

Beth and Clarissa are hot, but they always hang out with that fat grenade chick... Better get Mike to be our grenade man. After all, fat chicks need love, too.

by Big Red AF January 22, 2007

sweat grenade

Someone who sweats profusely. Fat boys are sweat grenades when active.

I was a sweat grenade after that workout yesterday.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005