Looking at the right side of the grass

A phrase used to convey to others that life is going well. You are looking down at the grass as opposed to looking up at it (when you are buried).

"How are things with you these days?"

"I can't complain. Looking at the right side of the grass!"

by Deanna03801 February 9, 2009

ass is grass

Expression used to imply that one will be brought down, destroyed, or "mowed over."

If you get in our way, your ass is grass.

by anonymous2203 October 10, 2006

Ass is Grass and i'm gonna mow it

a quote from Bob's burgers that Tina says. When someone's about to get beaten

Wow. She messed up so now her ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it

by bobsburger January 1, 2017

ass, gas or grass

The toll for riding in anothers vehicle. Only one is required in trade.

If your riding with me you better give up some ass, gas or grass

by garbage eater March 25, 2009

your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"

Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!

by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012

Grass Money

Instead of gas money, one pays for a ride by smoking down with them instead.

Hey, want to drop me off at the office, I'll give you some grass money.

by masticator93 March 10, 2011

grass burn pussy

when a women has been around the block so many times one can refer to her vagina as having grass burns, as in the lips are so saggy they drag on the floor causing grass burns and snail tracks

dude i hit up sally last night, she gots a grass burn pussy" "dude, whatever you do, dont hit up sally, them pussy gots grass burns"

by shark biter October 6, 2010