Gorf

Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles.

My friend's six-year-old brother is a gorf.

by Abdul Clamwacker March 21, 2003

gorfism

the process by which some dudes massive tool is "gorfed" see definition for gorf!!!!

chick: i totally used to gorfism effect on this guy to get money, but he just slapped me and threw me out upon completion.

by Brosef June 20, 2006

goffed

to have let off excess wind through the anus

"Cyril mate have you goffed?"

by The Heed December 20, 2006

goff

noun. A very passive agressive person who manipulates situations to make themselves look like the victim when they are, in fact, the instigator.

verb. To 'goff' someone is to be a goff (n) towards them, i.e. to make them the target of passive agressive activity.

noun. You're going to post anonymous insults on Livejournal? Don't be such a goff!

verb. After Jane dumped Michael, she totally goffed him by telling everyone he'd left her.

by Sarah Keebs August 29, 2005

gorf-up

To "gorf-up" something is where somebody changes, "enhances" or otherwise adds complexity to something that is working such that it;

- no longer works, or
- barely works, or
- works, but is so complicated that its no longer usable...

gorfing up the runtime environment

by sysf March 4, 2005

Goff

Noun or Verb
Goff or derivatives of the word "goff" can be used to substitute most words. The word comes from when someone mispronounced "golf" and "goff" was realized to take the place of so much more than just golf.

Helen: "So, I'm going with Vern to play goff today."
or

Jenaynay: "I have had a terrible goff for like a week."
Sanja: "That sucks goff."

or
Andi: "What the goff?! I just goffed GOFFED! Goff that!"

by Aslan and Lucy December 30, 2007

Gorf

To clean ones-self vigorously, non-stop, wholeheartedly all day long.

Quit gorfing yourself and pay attention.
Look out here comes Sir Gorfs-a-lot.
Your such a gorfer.
Hey gorfy. You done yet?

by Mystri2me January 5, 2013