crotch gobbler

When someone's pants are so damn tight, their meatcurtains gobble the crotchular area of their 2 size too small pants.

OMG Cindy, Randi was wearing her crotch gobblers today!

I know Sarah, I told her to go take care of that nasty mooseknuckle but she told me to mind my own meatcurtains.

Dammmnn Randi, them crotch gobblers you got on today make me wanna credit card you with my sausage.

crotch gobbler by iLOVEkfc4ever November 26, 2010

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cooch gobbler

some one who gobbles the female taco aka known as the cooch

as i lay in my wifes bed she opens her leggs as i become a cooch gobbler

cooch gobbler by pussy munch August 13, 2010

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box gobbler

one who eats pussy

she spread her delicious clam in front of my face, and at that moment i became a box gobbler.

box gobbler by lysurgeon August 6, 2006

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cock gobbler cum dumpster

a person who likes to have multiple penises placed in their mouth in order to practice fellatio and then proceeds to swallow all of the sperm ejaculated from said penises once orgasms are reached.

Kristin is such a nasty cock gobbler cum dumpster, I can't believe she let 10 dudes do that to her at the party last Saturday.

cock gobbler cum dumpster by Kristin's Pimp March 16, 2010