Gabe Barraza

Gabe Barraza is a total asshole. He thinks he is the best person in the world and he is rude to everyone except his 3 friends. He will beat you up, punch you in the face, shove you, choke you, rape you, and threaten to kill you. He isn't ugly on the outside but is horrendously ugly on the inside. If you are a girl do not go out with him. He will be the worst thing that ever happens to you. If you ever come in contact with Gabe Barrazza, run for he will totally fuck up your life.

Oh shit Gabe Barraza is coming. I should leave before he beats my ass again.

by amazing-guy585 January 28, 2019

Gabe

Well he is gabe.... Just don't fall asleep with this one around.

Gabe is over there don't let him smell your fear.

by Dr.Phil the 3rd October 18, 2020

Gabe

The noodle guy out of car dealerships

"I drove by the Ford dealership and thought I saw Gabe, but it was just the noodle guy"

by lesbyog October 7, 2021

Gang signs Gabe

Gang signs Gabe is an... interesting man. He throws out gang signs when he’s happy, mad, sad, angry, confused, surprised, or literally any other feelings. Gang signs are the one reason he wants to live. Gang signs Gabe think gang signs are so amazing, that he shares them with the world.

Man: hey! Stop throwing around gang signs like that!
Woman: Don’t you dare talk to gang signs Gabe like that!!
Gang signs Gabe: *throws up gang signs*

by Count cheesula November 16, 2020

who has the biggest pp micheal or gabe

Gabe does

who has the biggest pp micheal or gabe?
Gabe has a 8 inch peen
Mikey has a 1 centimeter Peter

by YYEESS October 8, 2020

Gabe

A super awesome Mexican! The best friend you always hoped for, and they will love you no matter how bitchy you can get. Usually into basketball or soccer. They usually like the color green! Gabe's have the best personalities and they always keep you laughing no matter how crappy your day is. They are amazing guys who dont see how wonderful they really are; they are obsessed with their hair!! If you know a Gabe, call him up and tell him how spectacular they are. He will really appreciate it!

Joe:"Dude who was that Mexican with the green shoes and the amazing personality?!"
Sarah:"Oh him? Thats my best friend Gabe!!"
Joe:"Wow, he is amazing"
Sarah:"yeah i know right!!"

by gkowefkswef December 28, 2011

gabeage

when something is totally sweet and awesome, it is gabeage worthy. it's my name.

that dog is totally gabeage

by Gabe Montoya March 17, 2005