One who follows the lifestyle of leisure, poker, and marijuana. Has little to no motivation for pursuing any other activities.
I heard Billy is living Girth Life nowadays...
Yeah man, he's been hitting the vaporizer all day while ten-tabling sit and go's.
Yeah man, he's been hitting the vaporizer all day while ten-tabling sit and go's.
by lennygirth May 8, 2009
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The act of being born in a spectacular manner resembling a surprise party. Includes streamers, balloons, party hats etc.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Dave's birth?
Guy 2: No, how was it?
Guy 1: It was sooo girth-gallus.
Guy 2: I'm jealous.
Guy 2: No, how was it?
Guy 1: It was sooo girth-gallus.
Guy 2: I'm jealous.
by creamsicleghosthunter999 September 20, 2014
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Get the Girth Brooks mug.The name of the man who wins at life using his extremely vascular and thick cock. Cock could be used a blunt object and a throat fucking could easily become attempted murder. See Omari.
"I am the Girth Warrior " Omari said while brandishing his thick long cock at the city of Los Angeles. This was his favorite rooftop for the sunrise brandishing.
by Throatbaby November 19, 2020
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Hym "Don't you know? Can't you tell!? The size of things dictates our behavior round here. See, the fact that I got this big fat girthy brain means that all the academics should be just a-clamoring to listen to me. And they're right to do it too cus if you're going to listen to anybody it should be somone with a big ole brain."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2023
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I'm not playing shirts vs skins with that guy... he's a total Gerthantheclopse!
I motorboated this Gerthantheclopse last week, and now I have hepatitis.
You're welcome to titfuck me, but I'm warning you, I'm a Gerthantheclopse.
I motorboated this Gerthantheclopse last week, and now I have hepatitis.
You're welcome to titfuck me, but I'm warning you, I'm a Gerthantheclopse.
by Prongka December 18, 2008
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