Genital Herpititus Aids

The mother of all STDs only carried by the filthiest of filthy whores...aaand Paris Hilton cough cough.

Safari Guide:(In Australian accent) Look over there lurking in the bushes, there is a Paris Hilton in her natural environment, but keep at least 10 feet away, or else you'll catch Genital Herpititus Aids.

by Boyfriendizeree September 1, 2014

genititis

Inflammation of the genitals, often worse at the opening of the urethra.

He was unsure if his genititis resulted from masturbating with body wash or was sexually transmitted.

by genititis June 30, 2020

genie in a bottle

A foreplay method in which a womans partner rubs her magic bean 3 times and a little genie pops out to grant her every wish.

Hey girlfriend how was last night?

Oh my, you wouldn't believe it, he gave me a genie in a bottle.

Daaam, u lucky girl.

by sheslikeabeanbag February 21, 2010

Male Genitalia

A very gay thing invented by socialist nazis to find out if someone is going to wash or shit, piss, jerk off, fuck, have sex and sword fight

Tom: Oh hey Tim
Tim: Oh hey Tom
Tom: Do you have a Male Genitalia
Tim: No
Tom: K

by lmaoihaveclamydia February 3, 2021

Genitraceon

The act of tracing the outline of your own genitalia onto a surface.

Dave: "aw sweet. check out the genitraceon on that park bench"

Harold: "Yeah, that guy has a really small dick!".

by Nokia Stretch May 21, 2009

Genital soup

A man with very large genitals lying in a bathtub with too many male friends in the tub with him

Jaymzer had so many shots beside him but the other guys in the tub with him made some serious genital soup

by Tonytinironi May 6, 2011

Gentelmans sausage

A word for the male 'genitalia' more specifically the penis NOT the scrotum.

"man her head was on my "Gentelmans sausage"

by Debew October 28, 2012