When you first arrive in Berkeley, you
don't think the
people are very attractive, but as you notice how crappy the city is, you start to think that a 6 is 9, and then you find it even easier to hook up with
people since outsiders look real good to them.
Roomate 1: Dude, these chicks are
ugly..
Roomate 2: I know man, wish i was back in L.A.
(10 days later, as the roomates walk down Bancroft)
Roomate 1: Damn u see that chick, she's lookin better by the
day!
Roomate 2: huh, suddenly all these chicks are lookin good, u see the girl at the museum, I wanna marry her.
Roomate 1: but u said she was a 4...
Roomate 2: well, now that I see all the
ugly chicks here, she's an 8!
Roomate 3: Must be those Berkeley goggles, or maybe its the
weed...
