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Fucktasm

Describes the feeling you get when you create something of critical success. No other word can describe this feeling.
I was going to say shocked but that's not, enough... cause for real, there's no word that can describe it, except for Fucktasm.
by jdogtwodolla April 12, 2011
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fucktard

A fucktard is someone who thinks the number before the word fucktard in each definition heading is static... i.e. doesn't change, even though it's obviously there to provide ever changing ranking based on user votes.

For example:

urbdic.shorturl.com
Nottwo O' Won is a fucktard.
by BarfieThe Corndog November 4, 2007
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funktagous

getting down so funky, it inspires others to get funky with you
dude was so funktagous, i had to get down myself! show him how it's done!
by tomcon5 February 26, 2009
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Fucktardopia

A magical, mystical place where doctors and their staff live. Everything there requires no thought or effort, everything is free including all computer hardware, computer support and office supplies.

In Fucktardiopia you can call people in the real world and have them listen to you ramble on about shit that is seemingly complicated to you, where in reality you just cannot think for yourself and natural selection has passed you by, so that you may continue breeding and making more little fucktards that the rest of us have to support.
What the fuck, you think this is free, oops I'm sorry you must be from Fucktardopia.

Should I hit Ok to continue or should I click Cancel, ya moron your not in Fucktardopia, try reading and thinking about what you should do.

You must be from Fucktardopia as you obviously failed reading comprehension.
by Tardmaster August 3, 2009
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fucktardess

fucktardess 101

Facts: Mental disability / annoying as fuck.

Cures: Hotness / kindness / various acquaintances.
by Crakso July 14, 2010
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fucktarch

1. (n.) One who performs poorly, ineptly, or tyrannically in a leadership role of little or no significance.
2. (n.) One who has been promoted to a position above and beyond the limitations of their ability to the detriment of others, esp. one who was hailed as being capable beforehand.
3. (n.) One who is snobbish, rude, or tends to treat others as inferiors
George W. Bush is a fucktarch in both senses one and two.
From being a nice, everyday, uneducated country boy, Jim transmogrified into a corrupt fucktarch after just one term in Congress.
I just got cockblocked by that fucktarch!
by Derek Bryan Green January 23, 2006
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Fucktard

In grammatical parlance, "fucktard" would technically be known as a portamento word of "fuck" and "retard." In other words, one who is not only retarded, but afflicted with aggravated retardation to the point where the "fucktard" does things both stupid and in wanton disregard for the safety and well-being of those around him or her.
"Hey Julio, quit being a fucktard and take a shower."
by CabronDeOz November 20, 2009
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