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Cow fishing

It is first necessary to obtain an extra long, sharp hook. Bait the hook with really good grass or wheat. Go to a cow pasture and drop the hook, with the other end connected to the hitch of your truck. Floor it when you get a bite. Then drag the cow away from the farmer with the shotgun after he sees the atrocious acts you're commiting on his livestock
Cletis: OW, there be a shotgun pellet in my ass
Claude: Shouldna gown cow fishin'
by Henley Belter October 31, 2003
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Mexican Ice Fishing

A sexual position which the partner lays on their back with their shoulders on the ground with their ankles to their ears and their partner procedes to step in between legs and insert erection or object downwards into the anal cavity. Also known as Kaa-Kaah.
I saw that girl walking bow-legged, she must have gone Mexican Ice Fishing.
by C-los Papi June 28, 2007
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Swedish fishing

The act of pulling your gilfriend's tampon string out of her bloody vagina with your teeth like a fish biting a hook, and then slapping your gilfriend in the face with the bloody tampon with it still in your teeth.
Jimmy: Wow samantha your face is really red!
Samantha: Yeah because Robert did some swedish fishing last night
by Dick Sucker. MD September 24, 2011
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fishing for compliments

being a little bitch
girl 1: oh my god im so ugly
girl 2: no ofc youre not
me: stfu you whiney little fishing for compliments bitch
by lxla January 25, 2016
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prostate fishing

Using a rod type object that is of a fallous characteristic to massage the prostate within the male rectum.
He was prostate fishing his bottom fuck-buddy with his black dick.
by 1365, 1364, 1379 November 4, 2009
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Cosplay Fishing

The act of using a cosplay (costume play) to attract, or gain attention from from a small or large crowd of people who may like that character enough to instantly like you. This act is notorious on MMOs such as IMVU and Gaia online where you can make your avatar look like an established character or idea.
sam: "hey baby im superman"
Girl: "superman is my fave!"
Leon: "look at sam, cosplay fishing again and he may have a bite"
by JupiterHeart September 27, 2011
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are you fishing?

Are you fishing? Meaning looking for some or hinting that you want a complement. Fishing for someone to say something nice about you
-"my legs look so fat"
-"are you fishing? You're so thin."
by Jill Fill December 7, 2016
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