Fiend

A person who wants something really bad, and keeps coming back for more.

Simona is such a fiend she keeps hitting my juul and draining my pod.

by Meliac12 December 24, 2017

friend atm

Paying for a group meal using your credit card in order to withdraw cash from your friends.

Adam just got $40 cash out from the friend ATM at lunch today.

by jerky face November 19, 2010

I'm not your friend, buddy

I'm not your friend buddy is an internet phenomenon that was inspired by an episode of "South Park". Usually occuring on message boards, the first person says "I'm not your friend buddy" and the next person will use the use the last word in the first comment as the first word in their comment, and will switch the their last word with either "pal", or "guy".

-I'm not your friend, buddy
-I'm not your buddy, pal
-I'm not your pal, guy
-I'm not your guy, friend
-I'm not your friend, pal
-I'm not your pal, buddy
Etc.

by Ozzie Restrepo April 11, 2008

Friend Equilibrium

The point at which one's overall number of friends on Facebook (or other social networking site) Stays at roughly the same number. This phenomenon occurs when one has maintained a profile for a few years, and the rate at which that person is making new friends is equal to the rate at which old friends forget about the person and remove him/her from their friends lists.

Person 1: "That's so weird... I just added Mike and Jane as friends last week, but I'm back to 563 friends again."

Person 2: "Ah, I see you have finally reached friend equilibrium."

by Teeeeeeeej July 14, 2010

Best Friend

The friend you favor over all other friends.

You are my best friend, I have only one because best means one.

by milameter7 follow me on tiktok October 22, 2019

Friend Tenure

Noun,

After having a friendship that has lasted for a long time the friends have a sort of tenure that allows them to say and do things that other people would not be able to, and also exempts them from most consequences.

Paul - "Hey Jeff, why did you let Jasmine say that about you?"
Jeff- "I know she was just kidding and I've known her my whole life; she has friend tenure."

by camarro88 December 26, 2008

friendaissance

Rebirth of friendship

Ashley and I are having a friendaissance

by KKrt August 28, 2009