French Flumpkin

When you cum on a French guy's mom's face then push her face in dogshit almost drowning her

I gave le bluprple's mom a French Flumpkin that filthy slut

by Classy guy69 February 21, 2021

French oral

A type of oral sex, where you make out with the tip of the penis.

Francesca, tried out french oral with Arthur, he seemed to like having the tip of his dick being made out with.

by Henrietta the boss May 8, 2020

French duck

When you fart in the shower and it sounds like a drowning duck.

I think I just heard a french duck

by op2014 November 4, 2014

French seat

A seat with a dildo on the top so you sit on the dildo

Wayne jr: Did you see Matt's new to him Phoenix? It has two French seats.

Zack: those are sweet!

by Fuck lasalle October 22, 2020

French Ashtray

When you spunk on a broads back and then put out your cigarette in the cum on her back. Smack her ass for a laugh

"Bro you hook up with Jessica?"
"Yeah I totally French Ashtrayed that bitch"

by DJ _shuFFL February 19, 2019

French Doobie

A sexual act between a woman and a man where the woman sits doggystyle in front of the men and he then lights the woman's pubic hair on fire. He then inhales the smoke through the woman's butthole.

Matt: Yo I just smoked a French Doobie
Me: No way dude that's crazy!

by goduke34 August 21, 2011

french tuck

The fashion act of tucking only front of the shirt in the pants, as popularised (to the point of memetic mutation) by Tan France on Queer Eye reboot.

Look at them, they're wearing a patterned shirt and a french tuck now, this is a Tan France outfit if i saw one!

by thehawkeye June 25, 2018