floofer

A half-drunk, completely obnoxious, annoying chic.

According to Matt, floofers are girls like Kim and Kris anytime they begin consuming too much alcohol

by Kris August 11, 2004

footer

Inserting ones's foot (well, OK, maybe just as much as you can) into a girl's vagina for fun and excitement.

We were looking for something new to do so I gave her a footer.

by Jammenhammer August 2, 2006

fooffer

faggot and pofter rolled in one

man look at him what a fooffer

by MaD_MaX_1991 October 20, 2008

folfer

In the sport of paintball, when your gun malfunctions, making you rent a gun and look new to the sport, when you are really a veteran.

Joe) **Chik Chik** Oh man, my gun broke. I got to rent, I'll be right back.

John) Haha, folfer!

by Anatolli October 11, 2008

Mooger Fooger

a chocolate filled potato.

I ate a Mooger Fooger.

by Stevetaco62 April 26, 2011

foobert

another way of calling some retarded.

Tommy Blas is a foobert.

by jencel April 12, 2010

Thousand Footer

A thousand footer is a flaming lesbian that can be pointed out immediately, even if a thousand feet away. She is so noticable, you think it may even be a womanly man.

A Thousand Footer is:
Short/Buzzed Hair
Spiked Jelled Hair
Manly Walk
Manly Presence
Face Piercing (Eyebrow, Tongue)

by Puck Spice December 2, 2007