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fluffy cup

(noun) A cavity found in female humans running from the vulva (open end) to the cervix (closed end). The cup is scientifically termed the vagina, affectionately termed the pussy or honey pot, spiritually referred to as the yoni by followers of the Aryan tradition, but disrespectfully known as the cunt! Fluff is the term used to refer to the pubic hair that naturally grows around vulva. In ancient times all adult cups were fluffy, with the exception of those of individuals suffering from a condition called alopecia, but today due to the playboy wax job, the term is no longer universally applicable. Today's preferred configuration is the Brazilian.
1. A seasoned speed-dater may get to the point and ask: “May I drink from your fluffy cup madam?”

2. Her: “don’t you drink from the fluffy cup?”
Him: “I might if I could find my way out of this bush”
fluffy cup by Venth May 3, 2005

Fluffy Puppys 

An outlaw gang located in the far reaches of Gippsland, Originating in 2011 and now being considered one of the most terrifying gangs of all time. The name "Fluffy Puppys" is used to lure people into a false sense of security.
Those Fluffy Puppys really are scary, I didnt think anything of them from their name until I walked out of my house and my car was on blocks and siphoned.
Fluffy Puppys by Da1..<3 August 7, 2012

fluffy muffin 

when a man sticks his penis in a woman's vagina an sticks his hand in the vagina and starts masterbateing in side her
taylor loves it when garret gives her a fluffy muffin because of her strechy vagina
fluffy muffin by adreainizzl June 21, 2010

fluffy chicken 

When at the apex of a really, really, really good orgasm, the girl rips the pillow in half, dispersing the feathers into the air. At the moment, the guy pulls out, and releases his man-fluid all over her face. The combination of semen and sweat cause the feathers to stick to her face, resembling a fluffy chicken.
Vinny fucked Jessie so hard that she ripped his pillow in half, spilling feathers everywhere. Thinking it would be funny, he came in her face and made her look like a fluffy chicken.
fluffy chicken by The Cum Smuggler October 19, 2010

fluffy puff marshmallows 

theyr'e fluffity... they're puffity... 6 (1) 7 (2) 8 (3) 9 (4) 10 (5) ?
Look for the one with me on the bag dressed as a toenail eating vampire.

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows 

a fictional brand of marshmallow advertised by a cartoon character, named Homestar Runner
"After i drink a tall glass of melonade, I eat about 147 Fluffy Puff Marshmallows."