Fleagled

The act of breaking anything due to the sheer size of one's body.

He came in fleagled my futon then went to my office and fleagled my office chair.

by Waffle William Waffington June 9, 2010

fleamont

the most amazing, loving, sweetest, and accepting dad you’ll ever meet. he’s so caring and will do anything for you. he deserves the absolute world.

fleamont is the best dad in the world

by marls April 10, 2021

Fleasexual

Someone who is Fleasexual only experiences sexual attraction to Fleas.

Margot is Fleasexual, she fell in love with a flea. The wedding is next week!

by The flea children October 9, 2023

Scratchin' fleas

1. Slang for scratching an itch in the pubic area, notably caused by crabs.

2. Something a dirty hoe performs regularly but denies vehemently:

at least dis bitch ain't be scratchin' fleas, yo

by Ziggy Q August 6, 2011

fleard

A fleard is a flesh-colored beard. Basically a beard that is not blonde, but the color of skin, and looks really weird.

Ew, look at Spencer Pratt's fleard.

by PrincessPeaches October 9, 2009

on fleak

Perfect, stylish

Man, those girls eyebrow's are on fleak

by Madz❤️ September 14, 2016

Fleash

A euphemism of the word flesh commonly used by cannibals to promote the consumption of one-another's epidermis.

Danny: Take a look at that chicks fleash coat!

Brandon: We will feast like gods tonight!

by Soontobebearded BEAST June 20, 2010