The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.
by muscleman_2020 February 25, 2016
Dude used to work out all the time. Now his pecs are just jiggly flapjacks. I can’t help but imagine them flipping when smacking them from the bottom up. Lol.
by Vallis Castor October 12, 2017
She had an amazing looking pair of tits with her shirt on but when she took off her top i realized they were 90% flapjack nipples...
Also realized how difficult it is to say flapjack nipples three times fast...
Also realized how difficult it is to say flapjack nipples three times fast...
by RichardForedaze April 12, 2021
Any unusual sexual act between two consenting young people that only occurs because they both know that they're not supposed to be sleeping together. A common euphemism that went around schools in southern England in the late 1980s.
"Tracey and that there Sandra did the marmalade flapjack in the bathroom at Wayne's party and they had to replace the shower head after."
"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"
"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"
by Jack The Bodiless January 24, 2023
he says - "Hello Dear what would you like to eat today"
she says - "Hmmmm, think I'll have a bombay flapjack
He says - "open your mooth then you dorty hoo-er"
she says - "yum yum!"
she says - "Hmmmm, think I'll have a bombay flapjack
He says - "open your mooth then you dorty hoo-er"
she says - "yum yum!"
by Ivegotalovverylbunchofcoconuts June 04, 2009
by Krytus78 September 20, 2023