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Marmalade flapjack

Any unusual sexual act between two consenting young people that only occurs because they both know that they're not supposed to be sleeping together. A common euphemism that went around schools in southern England in the late 1980s.
"Tracey and that there Sandra did the marmalade flapjack in the bathroom at Wayne's party and they had to replace the shower head after."

"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"
by Jack The Bodiless January 24, 2023
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Cambodian Flapjack

When you fuck a Cambodian chick and she starts to accumulate so much sweat and stink that she accidentally sharts on your dick and then proceeds to give you head...
Yo... you know that girl Chi-Ling, yea I wasn’t expecting to giver her a Cambodian FlapJack last night but damn... it was fucking gross
by Yung Kozake January 10, 2018
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flapjack

Well I'm saving for marriage but I'll give you a flapjack instead. What does that mean? You know when I jack you off with my stomach rolls.
by DaFlapJacker March 17, 2016
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flapjack

When a man shits on woman's chest and she squishes it between her breasts and eats it.
Person 1: DUDE I totally gave that girl a flapjack! Person 2: Your fucked in the head!
by KrazyLuke360 December 13, 2010
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making flapjacks

The act of performing fellatio in a parked or moving automobile.
Please park your vehicle before making flapjacks.
by icymore August 6, 2012
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jiggly flapjacks

The degeneration of masculine pectoral muscles and turning into fatty, especially flabby tissue.
Dude used to work out all the time. Now his pecs are just jiggly flapjacks. I can’t help but imagine them flipping when smacking them from the bottom up. Lol.
by Vallis Castor October 15, 2017
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Flapjack

Rest in peace 😔 🪦
Bro Flapjack just fucking died
“😢”
by anonymous February 27, 2023
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