flart

The stench a plant gives off when it's dying, or the bad smell some plants give off, like Rafflesia, to attract pollinators. From FLower + fART.

I hate getting bouquet flowers---you can't keep 'em for long. After a few days, the whole house stinks from bouquet flart. Cut flowers don't have any roots, so you can't save 'em by putting 'em in a pot with soil!

by pentozali October 12, 2010

Flalulala

To experience great joy in times of great despair.

Class was so bad, then something funny happened, i felt so flalulala.

My day was is so shit, oh look a pony, im feeling flalulala right now.

i got a new iphone, flalulalaing to the max right now.

by nipple twist November 7, 2012

flaptism

Flat baptism. A party to celebrate the mass baptism of an entire flat group of students.

"Wow, Jimmy's flaptism sure was a heap of fun the other night!"

by jimsparty January 27, 2014

Flallop

To generally be a lazy ass. Flalloping is generally frowned upon in society.

Dude, Matt was totally flalloping even after the teacher told him to get off his ass.

All anyone does in that class is flallop about and goof off.

by assduffbeer May 5, 2014

flalf

FLALF: Fat Lazy And Likes Farting

My friend is a FLALF

by BiscuitMyCookies46 August 30, 2015

Flartcenta

To expel intestinal gas through the anus after a giant poo. Like one expels a placenta after childbirth.

Oh man.. I feel so good after I do my

~~
-What was that?
--Oh, just my daily flartcenta

by Flartcenta January 5, 2017

Flart

To have a fart that smells very bad or very good.

I flarted at school today!

by Da Fishtuber January 17, 2017