Man #1: Hey, so Katie, how long have you been pregnant?
Katie: What? I'm not pregnant?!
Man #2: Flail.
Katie: What? I'm not pregnant?!
Man #2: Flail.
by WhatAFlail July 25, 2012
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by WillWay August 20, 2012
Get the Failscope mug.(video games) to risk using a melee attack in order to stay alive. This usually occurs when the player is low on ammunition or is due to reload, The odds of success are low but a successful attempt is often celebrated with a sigh of relief or an exuberant shout of victory.
Gamer one: " Remember that sweet flail Mary I pulled off last night? That totally won us the match."
Gamer Two: " You want a medal to go with that swelling head of yours? Get over yourself you poser."
Gamer Two: " You want a medal to go with that swelling head of yours? Get over yourself you poser."
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Get the flail mug.The motion an octopus uses to get around. Often associated with having a stroke or other sudden muscle spasm.
How to: first, reach your arms out in front of you. Make sure there is a significant distance between them. Second, slowly move your elbows together and let your hands follow with a delay. Move your elbows outwards when there is about two inches between them. Once again let your hands follow with a delay. Let your elbows get far enough away from each other so you are now in a "going in for a hug" position. Repeat this process at a fast pace.
How to: first, reach your arms out in front of you. Make sure there is a significant distance between them. Second, slowly move your elbows together and let your hands follow with a delay. Move your elbows outwards when there is about two inches between them. Once again let your hands follow with a delay. Let your elbows get far enough away from each other so you are now in a "going in for a hug" position. Repeat this process at a fast pace.
Person1: what's that guy doing?
Person: looks to me he's having a stroke or something, he's flailing like an octopus.
Person: looks to me he's having a stroke or something, he's flailing like an octopus.
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Hey Paul , check out that obvious drug addict over there flailing about, ha ha , yeah he's definitely certified in the art of flailology
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Get the flailology mug.Verb: bougee white boys do this when under duress, only if their safe-space is unavailable. Flailing uses a large portion of energy, and most white boys do not have enough to successfully even piss IN The toilet, as opposed to ON the toilet.
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