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flailology 

The art and physical expression of ones limbs and bodily outbursts;,or spasms, due to the use of methanfetamine ,or crack cocaine
Hey Paul , check out that obvious drug addict over there flailing about, ha ha , yeah he's definitely certified in the art of flailology
flailology by Shitfuck May 31, 2017
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Failologist 

1. One who fails so often, their fails are disregarded.

2. One who fails so epically, it's laughable.
1. Because Milton fell down the stairs nearly everyday, he was labeled a failologist and got little attention.

2. Gertrude never saw the donut, making her a failologist and the pictures hilarious.
Failologist by EpicWin3 June 2, 2009

flatology 

The formal study of flatus, more widely known as farting.
My father was definitely a super-genius, he must have been studying flatology all of his long and productive life.
flatology by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2023

Flailologist 

One who studies the act of flailing.
Tina went to see a Flailologist to study the wild body movement of her husband
Flailologist by King Boogie December 12, 2013

Flatology 101 

The first required college course examining flatulence in a long roster of courses when one is pursuing a degree in the highly complex and well researched field.
I will never forget my Flatology 101 course in college, the professor was a most eloquent and masterful farting clown of a man!
Flatology 101 by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

Flipology 

Used to define the act of flipping a smart phone roughly. Used in Youtuber Flossy Carter's Samsung Z Flip 3 5G Video.
lets check flipology
Flipology by bingbong 222 June 2, 2022

Flacitology 

The practice of inspecting flacid male genetalia
The Flacitologist studies flacitology... penis's lol
Flacitology by Scarr77 October 25, 2010
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