Humanity has finally hit 100% retardedness. A son was actually made about taking a selfie. A girl is in a bathroom taking selfies and talking about boys and throwing up at any chance she can (probably because she balimic ) but that story is for another day. While her friend wants to get out of the bathroom she says "But first let me take a selfie" making her possibly a worse person than Adolf Hitler himself.
Hey shaniqua ?
Yesh babez ?
Want to go outside and get out of this brothel ?
Yesh, But first let me take a selfie !
Wow this girl is sooo ratchet.
Yesh babez ?
Want to go outside and get out of this brothel ?
Yesh, But first let me take a selfie !
Wow this girl is sooo ratchet.
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The twat in question is always either:
1) Some silly old turd who has been using the Internet since 1993 and thinks there are still only about 12 people on it.
2) Some clueless middle-class mum with too much time on her hands and to whom everyone else in the world (apart from her children, Jake and Florence) is a "troll".
The twat in question is always either:
1) Some silly old turd who has been using the Internet since 1993 and thinks there are still only about 12 people on it.
2) Some clueless middle-class mum with too much time on her hands and to whom everyone else in the world (apart from her children, Jake and Florence) is a "troll".
SeanHunter: "I think the constant rolling news format of the TV media tends to turn serious cases like the McCann kidnapping or the Venables prison recall into circuses...."
Twat: "Don't feed the troll, people"
SeanHunter: "Ah there it is... Hunter's First Law of the Internet. And in record time, you twat."
Twat: "Don't feed the troll, people"
SeanHunter: "Ah there it is... Hunter's First Law of the Internet. And in record time, you twat."
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First win of day was an inside job, and I bet everything i just said will be outdated but within 3 years. “Oh no way Evan won again using only 8x scope and no gun.” Other dude- “woah totally tubular considering the player base is already on its last legs.”
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First win of the day is good and that’s how it is defined will this be approved now
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