fiddle about

child rape. tthe phrase comes from the who song "Fiddle About"

"I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie, I'm glad that you can't see or hear me as I fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about!

by John Entwistle May 29, 2008

Fiddle Castro

The Dictator who Fiddles with Cuba

Fiddle Castro beat the devil who came down to Georgia in a Fiddling contest and won the entire country of Cuba!

by Joe C June 16, 2004

second fiddle

n. The second girl in a threesome who is getting fingered but not screwed.

My girlfriend and I had a threesome, but the one rule was that the other girl had to be second fiddle.

by minkuspinkus March 24, 2011

flap fiddler

Aa flap fiddler is someone who enjoys fingering girls, i.e. fiddling with her fanny flaps. Usually used to describe a lesbian but can be used to describe a man too

Girl 1: Did u no that jessica is a flap fiddler?

Girl 2: Yeah she told me that she fingered brooke last night.

by Sexy Girl xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx August 6, 2006

fiddle-faddle

1. nonsense
2. to squander one's time
3. a brand of candy coated popcorn

1. I don't have time for all this fiddle-faddle.
2. I don't have time to fiddle-faddle with all these meaningless arguments.

by Millefune September 12, 2009

fiddlefuck

Sitting around doing nothing.

"Stop Fiddlefucking, you are going to make us late!"

by ppssssffffttt September 22, 2009

on the fiddle

an irish phrase denoting the act of underhandedly accepting a bribe for services rendered.

that rompf must be on the fiddle; how else could he afford unused condoms?

by himself o'leary November 19, 2004