Felch

If you felch someone, your sucking your cum out of their ass using something like a straw

Hey you down to felch?

by NoGoodNearKids June 22, 2019

Felch

Sucking custard through a rubber tea towel holder

Felching

by Nathanial Brash August 15, 2010

Felch

1.The word that I just about throw up whenever I hear it. 2.the town of Felch.

1. Ivah: Gideon and me had anal last night, and he felched me afterwards.

2. Brenan: I am moving to Felch this summer.

by FunChild February 12, 2019

Felch bomb

When you suck cum out of someone’s asshole and spit it into your hand and slap somebody else in the face.

Nate Maddox got felch bombed the other day at the synagogue and now the old saggy naggy is mad at me.

by Glucose April 13, 2021

felch

To extract semen from an ass using a tube.

Don got felched for his first time.

by anonymous March 17, 2022

felching fuck

Michael is a felching fuck

Michael: nom nom nom
Sinead: oh yeah Michael eat that cum out of me and keep going you felching fuck

by Snke0_0 December 8, 2022

Fart Felch

A fart felch is a rancid, smelly fart generated after a felching session when the said rodent dies due to pronlonged anal cavity ingestion.

guy's done a fart felch and it fooking stinks. Smells like you got a dead rat up your shit chute, that's defo a real tangy fart felch

by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024