Nicaraguan Felch Monkey

A short, young, african american male, who goes around pantsing disabled kids and felch ing there anus’s clean of there shit, whilst prolapsing them.

Chino : Did you hear about Marty?
Noah barnfart : Nah why?

Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey

by landon haas May 21, 2024

carbonated felching

Hitting your anal cream pie with a shot of compressed air duster before sucking it out with a straw.

"I thought it was going an everyday sort of felch... but then he hit it with some key board cleaner and gave me a carbonated felching."//

by Ol'Man Johnson March 20, 2025

Felch

If you felch someone, your sucking your cum out of their ass using something like a straw

Hey you down to felch?

by NoGoodNearKids June 22, 2019

Felching the orange

To demonstrate unwavering, unthinking, tender, loving devotion to Donald J. Trump, celebrity host of The Apprentice.

"Donald Trump is my best bro, he's basically like Jesus, love seeing all the WIN, cry more libs!"

"Wow, you're really felching the orange!"

by Is_this_really_happening February 13, 2025

Felch

After cumming on anus hard after anal sex, the top partner licks the cum off bottom partners ass.

After fucking you, I’m gonna felch all over you till you cum again

by DogOfDeviance January 31, 2023

felch

To extract semen from an ass using a tube.

Don got felched for his first time.

by anonymous March 17, 2022

Felch

Originally meant "to eat shit" but has been expanded in recent decades to include eating semen from a vagina or anus.

Some people are sexually aroused by felching when a partner defecates into their mouth.

by Dr. Alvino December 7, 2022