fb

fuck buddy

hey so uh, are u like my fb?

by hanyways April 09, 2019

fb

any man that goes by the name of tyreese. will be labelled a fb. Respectfully and disrespectfully.

girl1: hey u heard of that tyreese boy?
girl2: fm yeahh, whatta fboy

by shawtytoxicasf July 29, 2021

FB

either fuck boy, fuck bout, or football

josh is the only boy i fb

(fuck bout)

by mindyabuisnesss November 17, 2023

and fb mo mega

i honestly don’t know what it means. some random kid just said it in roblox

Robloxian: Hi
You:Hello
Robloxian: and fb mo mega

You: what does that mean?
Robloxian: pls fb

by Lemony Snicket July 01, 2023

FB&J

Stands for facebook&jergens. It's kind of like a peanut butter and jelly, but instead of a sandwich, it's a term used for when you're in the mood to plow and want to bang a specific person but you're held back by relationship commitments so you just look at their most provocative profile pics and please yourself in order to release the urge to take them to pound town. This definition is often used by distraught individuals that have had more than five drinks or have just received a text message from a love interest after they have secured their position in a monogamous relationship.

Bob: I just received a text from Amanda

Theodore: oh man, didn't you always have a thing for her?

Bob: yeah, but I'm in a relationship with chloe

Theodore: are you going to cheat on her

Bob: no, I'm just going to FB&J

by John Redcorn and Rusty Shackle May 04, 2017

hampstering fb

When you scroll down facebook like a hampster on a wheel. Just going down and down and down glazed over in boredom.

I need to stop hampstering fb and go watch McGuyver.

by spinal365 January 19, 2011

fb fapping

Scrolling through Facebook profile pictures while fapping

You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit fb fapping and come out.

by MarthNi June 03, 2018