The farkeler kept them from having sex.
by paco66 December 19, 2019
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Usually buff.
Has replacement of water with protein and solids with cheese bites.
Is excellent at time management.
Usually buff.
Has replacement of water with protein and solids with cheese bites.
Is excellent at time management.
This guy's Fareed
by Radioooo January 22, 2020
Get the Fareed mug.1. Referring to a term used by a fitness instructor meaning to a fake cooldown. This is used when the instructor wants the fitness class to believe they will be allowed to cool down but they actually continue high intensity exercise.
2. Also used by a fitness instructor, when referring to a fake countdown. The instructor will count down signaling the end of a fitness exercise but then continues, making the countdown void.
2. Also used by a fitness instructor, when referring to a fake countdown. The instructor will count down signaling the end of a fitness exercise but then continues, making the countdown void.
Allison's last dance of the day was a total fakedown. My heart rate was sky high.
She really got us with the fakedown when we were in plank position. It was awesome.
She really got us with the fakedown when we were in plank position. It was awesome.
by dancemom214 January 29, 2020
Get the fakedown mug.A deliberate act designed to scare, annoy, harm, or kill someone, that is executed in a way that appears to be an accident and thus the person who committed the act ideally gets away with it.
An example: Johnny really hates his wife. She's the worst thing that ever happened to him. He wishes she could die. But he doesn't want to go through the divorce process. So Johnny waits for his wife to be at the top of the stairs, and when she is, he lifts her up and tosses her headfirst down the stairs. She passes away. Emergency services show up and she is pronounced dead. No one ever suspects Johnny murdered her, and even if they do, it's impossible to prove it. Johnny gets away with it and marries his mistress.
An example: Johnny really hates his wife. She's the worst thing that ever happened to him. He wishes she could die. But he doesn't want to go through the divorce process. So Johnny waits for his wife to be at the top of the stairs, and when she is, he lifts her up and tosses her headfirst down the stairs. She passes away. Emergency services show up and she is pronounced dead. No one ever suspects Johnny murdered her, and even if they do, it's impossible to prove it. Johnny gets away with it and marries his mistress.
Because of these "faked accidents", murder rates are higher than officially counted. Countless people get away with murder and other crimes and they walk among us, completely unsuspected. Drew Peterson, a cop from Illinois, is a great example. He got away with drowning his wife in a bathtub until her body was reexamined 5 years later.
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Get the Farken darken nuggs mug.After I went to get a tacos de harina, and my stomach felt ill, I used the restroom to let it all out, ad then I farted a can of pepsi.
by pluvuto February 9, 2021
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