faking a sonogram

Origonally from Sex and the City, when Miranda finds out she's having a boy and she doesn't respond with a "wow!", she fakes a sincere wow to appease the doctor.

-You're having a girl!
-Wow...
-That's it?
-Wow!
Later...
-I was faking a sonogram in the doctor's office, Stephanie. I wasn't excited at all.

by utahutes January 28, 2009

Farking

The act of applying makeup while driving. Men never do this unless they crossdress, which is just wrong. Many women however are found farking.

Dom: "Dude did you see that?" Mike: "See what? That hot chick?" Zack: "That hot chick, was farking bro."

by XTreX1029 October 26, 2010

Flanking

Following around. Surrounding. Constantly texting you. Drooling when they see you.

Who are all those people?

Idk. Bitches be flanking!

by Hashtagnumbaone September 1, 2014

franking

What I do to your mom an a daily basis

Dude you know that I frank your mom like everyday right?

by Stephan Baldwin September 28, 2004

FARKING

According to a High Times top 100 list I read, Farking is "Farting while fucking on acid".

I was farking last night and Jane began to laugh hysterically...

by the_masked_drummer July 23, 2008

anne franking

A verb which describes when you hide your jewish girlfriend unless you want to have sex.

Too bag for that big nose, I hate Anne Franking her.

by elafarr September 5, 2007

franking

A sexual action. It involves three men giving a woman a dirty snachez, a spiderman, and abe lincoln. JSA forever!!!!!!!!

Dude I franked your mom last night with Hot Sauce and Damien.

by Martin September 14, 2006