Facial Friend

A friend that lets you cum in her face.

I can't wait to see my facial friend, I have a big load waiting for her.

by D&DinDallas April 12, 2011

Glasgow Facial

Like the spiderman (where a male pulls out during sex, cums in his hand and throws it into his partners face) although instead of throwing, just smushes it into their face instead.

"Treated my bird to a nice Glasgow Facial the other day, she weren't too happy".

by Lynneface April 17, 2005

facial

when a man cums over someone else(s)'s face.

i answered the door wearing only a lace baby-doll. he took one look at my huge breasts, and pushed me onto the ground. i unbuttoned his pants and began to suck his dick while he ate me out. finaly i couldn't take it and i shoved his dick into me. he started pumping as fast as he could go and i screamed in pleasure. after i had orgasmed he pulled out and gave me a facial.

by crowg May 15, 2007

Facial Eclipse

When a woman with a large ass (aka moon) sits on the face of her sexual partner, covering it completely.

I'd love to facial eclipse Hugh Jackman.

by shankaskank October 17, 2010

facial genocide

A romantic coined term to ejaculate on your sexual partner's face.

My friend who works for EA, always use facial genocide to express his love to his girlfriend

by phat_tonyca June 25, 2008

Fack

1) how a British person says fuck.

2) how to type the word fuck on chat sites and not get in trouble for it.

3) to shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube.

4) how girls ussually say fuck

EXAMPLES:

1) British guy playing XBox- "ah you fackin American you shot me to bloody hell! Fack it's tea time gotta go chaps.

2) a kid playing club penguin -" fuck!!"

Moderator- "you have now been ban for 30 days"

Player 2- he shud have just types fack.

3) haven't you ever heard the eminem song FACK

4) Girl- OMG what the fack is up with you today Josh?

Josh- you mean fuck?

Girl- that's what I fackin said like seriousely!

by Ihearteminem January 23, 2010

fackin

A word straight from Stephen King: Equivalent to fucking.

Can also be used as in 'fucked up', 'fucker' or 'fucked', which would make 'facked up', 'facker' and 'facked'.

It's awesome when you say it because no one actually knows what it is, so if you're young enough to have nagging parentals but old enough to enjoy cursing, just say it with an extra-hard A, and drag it out: FAAAA-keen

Man, I had a fackin good time last night.

That's one sick mamafacker.

by Interview All The Llamas July 10, 2006