five-ever

dat mean moar den 4evr.

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode

she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr”

he said “NO..”“

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

…reblog dis if u cry evry time…

by Oviabshe October 8, 2011

wtf ever

shortened version of the saying "what the fuck ever". a mix between "whatever" and "what the fuck"

"d00d, you are such a fucking n00b"

"ugh, wtf ever man, youf the n00b..."

"guys thats t0tallY br00talll"

by AYPRIL August 9, 2007

What ever beats your meat

A saying just like, what ever floats your boat, but in a sexual manner.

Dude, that girl looks ugly, but what ever beats your meat i guess...

by Kar-Man May 8, 2010

for freakin ever

The length of time it takes from the moment a definition is submitted to Urban Dictionary until it actually appears on the site.

Me: Damn man! I sent some really kick ass definitions to Urban Dictionary. How freakin long does it take for them to show up anyway?

You: For freakin ever.

by daverpdx May 4, 2007

worst premade ever

a group of individuals that are "really good at playing games". they make funny video compilations to show how "good" they are at games. there are 4 main people on this group. one named Cath, one named Ellis, one named Alex, and one named Jake.

have you seen worst premade ever on twitch yet, they are the "best" at gaming.

by jordangaming1234567 October 22, 2020

nobody ever pays me in gum

something said when a person feels left out of a situation; when a bunch of other people get something and one person is left out; refers to trident layers commercial

John- hey Jill you look awesome today

Jill- Hey Jack you look pretty good yourself

Bob- Nobody ever pays me in gum!

by Ike Antfly October 1, 2010

emerald triangle

A triangular patch of geography in Northern California, encompassing Mendocino and Humbolt counties, and home to world famous redwood trees and outdoor grown weed.

Joe: This weed is some good shit.
Snowflake: Yea, it from the emeral triangle.

by mikwat May 22, 2004