european knuckle blaster 

To shove ones fist up anthers anal rectom and snap inside the rectom, the other participants then shits, afterwards the two participants go out for chocolate ice cream.

Damn, he sure gave me one good European knuckle blaster last night.

european knuckle blaster by Jeff Steelflex March 12, 2015

European smoothie 

The resulting mixture when three or more European males ejaculate onto or into a single cavity.

Pablo: Me, Henri, and Mario jerked off into Misako yesterday after breakfast.

Maria: Wow, I'm so jealous. I love European smoothies!

European smoothie by Pablo's organic moisturizer August 10, 2016

European LongSword 

An awesome weapon throughout tbe later middle ages, despite what some people think, its not a heavy blunt piece of iron smashed into shape, they where versitile and had many different techniques, one being half swording, where you would grab the sword by the blade and use the sword as a hammer, this was effective at caving in a mans skull even if they had a helmet and gambeson arming cap on.
Despite holywood and animes portrayal of katanas being an indestructible super sword being able to cut through or shatter a european sword, this is false, its likely that a katana would shatter upon striking a european sword.

Japanophille: Katanas are the best swords.
Me: no they are not, they where used as a backup weapon, plus European LongSwords where a far better weapon, stop thinking that hollywood and anime portray weapons in a good way.

European LongSword by DragonDan February 4, 2019

European Superglue 

When a man ejaculates while yodeling, between the breasts of a female and pushed the breasts together causing them to stick to one another

Klaus and Rebecca used the European Superglue last night.

European Superglue by Firecracker Glen May 30, 2021

European Tour 

Reverse jungle fever

White Guy - Hey bro, totally hooked up with a ethnic chick last night!!
Another White Guy - Dude! You got jungle fever!!
Black Girl - Oh girl!! I hooked up with a white boy!

Another Black Girl - Ohh bitch, you went on a European Tour?!

European Tour by OriginalNT May 7, 2011

european osculation 

european= france
osculation= to kiss

"he was cute, but i dont think i liked him enough to european osculate him!"

european osculation by Keatz May 29, 2005

European English

European English is the main language of Europe. European English is derived from American English, the native official language of the United State America.

European English takes the comparatively simplistic spellings of American English words and makes them much fucking harder to spell by adding unnecessary letters, in line with Europe's tradition of complicating things.

Common examples of the differences between American English(Correct form: Real English) and European English:

Color -> Colour
Airplane -> Aeroplane
Mustache -> Moustache
Aluminum -> Aluminium
Fiber -> Fibre
Organize -> Organise

European English by James Xuan July 29, 2009