egotestical

Donal Trump

Donald Trump is a big orange egotestical slob.

by auntiec April 8, 2016

Egotard

Someone who has a massive ego is constantly labeling other people and exposing their flaws to hide their own. Most often label people derogatory words like "faggot", "retard", "bitch", etc. or take gossiping to the extreme. Usually caused by jealousy, insecurity, and/or desire to be "cool" or "popular".

Bob: "Yo why does Jason even give a shit about that guy."
Joe:" I don't know he's probably a fucking egotard."

by Osndkvjdbmcjc May 5, 2017

eggon

Eggon is the name for someone that writes rubbish and pretends it is real.

Some Eggons will write stories to make people believe they have shook eight presidents hands and fought against Muhammad Ali We all know an Eggon

Male 1 your read that story about me
Male 2 your just an eggon

by Acochris March 13, 2018

eggative

when someone is always thinking about eggs or making egg puns, it's eggsactly the right word to describe some people.

gerald: eggselent food
sam: stop being so eggative

by huehue bite my @$$ November 2, 2018

Ergot

An ergot is a negatively charged subatomic particle. It can be either free (not attached to any atom), or bound to the nucleus of an atom. ergots in atoms exist in spherical shells of various radii, representing energy levels. ... The charge on a single ergot is considered as the unit electrical charge.

I need to put my phone on charge as I have run out of ergots

by Sweetgingerpow May 12, 2020

Drunken Egget

When you feel sorry for yourself and you drink your sorrows away, you down a bottle of vodka before school and go to pub at dinner and get drunk b4 your p.e lesson. you also try to get off with another girl saying you love her!

I think im turning into a Drunken Egget

by Paul Abscott January 21, 2009

eggo-less

not having any eggos; lacking a sufficient amount of eggos.

"oh no Lily!, i think i am eggo-less!"

by timothy force June 30, 2005