dropping ease

When you unintentionally ease drop, but you totally meant it but are pretending like you didn't.

Bronson: Wow, did you hear what Addison said?
Emma: No, ease dropping much?
Bronson: No, I was just dropping ease. Big difference.
Emma: Oh yeah, I saw that on Urban Dictionary, should've known.

by when i use this im bored ok? May 17, 2019

Ease Springs

To void the bowels, expel a turd or the like. To defecate. Of military origin, the phrase refers to the process of taking the strain off the spring system in one's rifle. The similarity is drawn to the subsequent release of energy and altogether more relaxed feeling afterwards.

"2 Section. Your patrol was due to start 2 minutes ago. Why are you still here?" - "Jimmy had to away and ease springs. We'll be off shortly, sir"

by lpcvrk2 April 29, 2010

relative ease

When your cousin is so loose that you can slip it in her asshole without lube.

by ge July 31, 2003

ease of access

In gaming: paying or subscribing for added benefits to make things a little easier but don't do any direct impact to the game like pay-to-win.

IE: Bank or bag space, faster riding, slightly higher exp rates

I am going to subscribe to ESO+ because the craftbag gives some ease of access to the crafting system in the game.

by Tinygreendot June 3, 2017

ease-up

When a chap puts his penis back in his trousers perhaps a few seconds to early post piss, leading to a few drops down the inner thigh.

Jesus christ, i just had a major ease-up and had to change my jeans.

by Meccadave April 25, 2006

Ease my body

A slang from mostly the Caribbean. It means to relieve yourself by passing gas/farting so that you would feel better, It also means to release any unwanted waste from the body so that you will be relieved.

Hey, bro l am feeling kinda gassy and bloated can you excuse me to ease my body?
That burger went through me can l use the bathroom to ease my body?

by Slapstickity March 7, 2023

Ease a Gator Into The Water

The need to take a shit.

Bruce: Hey Dude why are you late?

Alex: Sorry man, I had to ease a gator into the water.

by Milky2010 November 8, 2009